I am the best C-WORD in the world.

McDonaldsMcFlurreyAKA I’m am a C-WORD super star. I was doing so well, too. Until about 3:00 in the afternoon when I fell asleep on the porch and realized that going on a C-WORD was probably the stupidest idea since, well, the last time I went on a C-WORD. I think being a V-WORD is enough. And something I can actually accomplish. And I need my coffee. Boy did I miss my coffee. And I can’t believe I spent $50 on “C-WORD worthy” groceries. Grrrrrr almonds are so expensive! Oh well, that will teach me.

Today I ate 3 apples, carrots, beans, a salad, two V-WORDdogs (how do you spell V-WORDdog???), tomatoes, a banana, scrambled eggs, crackers and peanut butter, and herbal tea. I bet I’m forgetting something… I ate a considerable amount of food today. But I can certainly deal with that.

Oh yeah… and I had a McFlurrey at McDicks. I hope there’s no meat protein in that. I wouldn’t be surprised if they used the hooves of pigs or horses. Damn it! I hope I didn’t lose already. No. I didn’t. I’m allowed milk and eggs, and that’s what ice cream is. Well, sans eggs. I can cut out McDonald’s if you’d like me to. It would be hard, but I can do it.

Hugs and ponies.

6 comments ↓

#1 Rex on 05.29.07 at 5:26 am

Sounds like you’re off to a great start. How do veggydogs rate on taste?
Also, would you like me to send the $20 for your holding?

#2 Jeremy David on 05.29.07 at 6:53 am

Ahh veggydogs. That’s how you spell it.

The Yves (I think) veggydogs are pretty good. They taste a bit like cardboard, but if you put enough ketchup on them they taste great. I think with some cheese they would be even better. And the fact that I am not eating “mechanically separated meat” is a plus - a big plus!

And no, you don’t need to give me the $20 up front. I feel bad taking it away.

#3 Rex on 05.29.07 at 9:53 am

Cool with me. Looking forward to more posts on your experience!

BTW, glad to hear you’re off the de-tox diet…didn’t sound like much fun.

#4 Beth on 05.29.07 at 11:24 am

Just FYI - McD’s french fries are *not* vegetarian. They have beef lard in them. It’s possible the McFlurry has gelatin in it, but maybe not. I haven’t looked into it. I think you can ask them at the counter for their ingredient list if you are interested.

#5 Jeremy David on 05.29.07 at 12:52 pm

I’m glad I didn’t give into my French-fry temptation. And I’ll be clean to stay clear from that gelatin stuff.

#6 Sarakastic on 07.03.07 at 7:48 pm

I wonder if you will start being served ads targeted at the phrase c-word, I would be curious as to what those would be.

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