I am a popcorn slut.

Popcorn

If you’ve been following my blog, you may know I am currently on the wild-rose detox cleanse. It entails taking special pills and eating foods off of two lists. For the first 3 or 4 days the cleanse was pretty intense. I ate super healthy stir fries every night, lots of vegetables, brown rice, and almonds. Then I looked at the list and saw “popcorn” listed as a food I can eat in endless quantity, and “butter” as something I can eat in small quantities. Damn that list!

I am a popcorn slut. For the last 5 days I have eaten popcorn everyday. Yesterday I was particularly bad and had popcorn for all three meals. Ha ha, I am disgusting. It’s basically all I ate the entire day, except for a pear and two apples. How can this be considered considered cleansing. *sigh*

I’ve found it surprisingly easy to cut out bread from my diet. The only thing I really miss is diet coke and chocolate. No cravings for hamburgers, friends, onion rings, or other desserts – which is pretty cool. Anyway, blah blah blah.

I’m going to let you decide the next dietary restrictions I impose on myself. Any suggestions?

3 comments ↓

#1 Sarakastic on 01.31.07 at 9:41 am

Only eat food that is orange. I don’t know if that actually has health benefits but it sounds good.

#2 Jeremy David on 01.31.07 at 10:18 am

hahahha… I’m starting to get a bad feeling about this one.

Thanks a lot for the suggestion. The vote will go up later this week.

#3 batman on 02.02.07 at 12:45 am

Only eat fruit that has fallen from trees naturally, it is mean and inhumane to rip it from its tree!

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