So I think you all deserve some more explanation about the beard. I was hoping to keep it a surprise for you, but I now have two opportunities… And obviously you get to choose which one I, well, choose.
The reason I am growing a beard is because I am having a fake wedding on Saturday, April 28th. That’s right, you read correctly: a fake wedding. A fake 80s wedding. Ceremony, reception, food, booze, bridesmaids, stag party. The whole works. And sticking with the 80s theme, my friends wanted me to grow a wicked stash. We were going to have a pre-wedding shaving session at the stag party in preparation for the big day. Bizarre, yes, but outstanding nonetheless.
Here’s the dilemma: I have been invited to participate in a promotional video for the University of Victoria. But to do that, I am going to have to shave off my beard. Do I have an awesome mustache at my fake wedding, or do I immortalize myself in some video? Choose:
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choice is easy.
immortality.
youve found the holy grail.
the 80s thing’s kinda overdone…
immortality on the other hand?…
WOW.
Imortalized by UVIC is worth so little compared to the awesomeness of the wedding photos you will be able to show your children one day!
Dude, I voted for the video. Because I hate facial hair. Hate it. Being immortalized for UVic is waaaay cooler. I was immortalized in a grad program brochure at UBC. Be cool like me.
Vote NO on Proposition Moustache!
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