Here I am at the Grad Party with my neo BFF. I was very very drunk. I think the only reason I didn’t die was because I… evacuated the alcohol… several times throughout the night. Do I have a drinking problem? I hope not.
This picture was taken before things got messy. I foolishly decided to drink red wine, and one of the servers at the canoe club bumped into me and split it all over me. It was terrible, and I was so drunk I didn’t realize that I looked like a fool. From then on, I would keep getting wine splashed all over me as drunkens bumped into me on the dance floor. In retrospect, it was pretty stupid to be dancing while I was double fisting glasses of wine. My favorite dress shirt - Donald Trump Brand ha ha ha - was destroyed. I couldn’t get the stains out. And I drunkenly decided I should put my wool dress pants in the washing machine.
Including the cost of destroyed clothes, the night turned out to be very expensive. But good times were had by all.
On Sunday I get to take a helijet into Vancouver to have dinner with my Mom. Fancy fancy! Talk to you soon!
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And I drunkenly decided I should put my wool dress pants in the washing machine.
I totally would have snorted milk out of my nose while reading that, had I been drinking milk.
Ha ha, at least all was not lost when I lost my dress pants. I’m glad you found that amusing!
Soda water and salt takes the red wine stains out of the shirt. Wet the shirt, sprinkle lots of salt on the wine stains and then add soda water and let it stand. Then rinse with lots of cold water. Works really well. As for the dress pants, dry them and then take them to the dry cleaners — unless, of course, they shrunk!
Enjoy your red wine without fretting over spills! This trick removes red wine stains, no matter how old, from clothes and tablecloths - regardless of material or colour. Just mix hydrogen peroxide (get it at the pharmacy) with dishwashing liquid and pour on the stain to presoak before laundering.
Treat wine stains while they are still wet. Blot up as much as possible with an old towel, some paper towels, or even a disposable diaper. Pour some club soda on the stain, then blot it up immediately. If the stain is still there, cover it with a thick layer of salt and let it stand overnight. Vacuum up the salt in the morning.
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